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America is awesome. So awesome, that they want people like me dead! Instead of sending your money to fund the President's next McDonald's order, buy this silly hat and serve cunt instead.
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Fresh cunt, dished straight from your head.
This product is going to college soon, and honestly, we're all so proud.
$18.50
• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure
• Fresh cunt, dished straight from your head.
This product is going to college soon, and honestly, we're all so proud.