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Love Slop? Look no further! In an age where everything is slop, why not you? Buy this shirt, or else I will be sad.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Personal kiss from the chef (me)
This product is made in my neighbor's attic, don't tell him I'm up here. It's just that he's got this really crazy love for marbles and you know, I wanted some too... there's just something about them!

$18.50
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Personal kiss from the chef (me)
This product is made in my neighbor's attic, don't tell him I'm up here. It's just that he's got this really crazy love for marbles and you know, I wanted some too... there's just something about them!