Now you listen here pal. I'm not here to play games, I'm not here to waste my time, and I'm not here to sell you this hat. All I'm saying is that car most certaintly doesn't go pants.

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank stare aquired at checkout

This product is made by horses. Yep. You probably don't believe me. Well look, how about this, if you buy the hat, send me a picture and I'll show you the horse who made it. I'm not joking either, go ahead! I'm waiting...