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Everybody knows that dad's can have one too many, so why not you! This one's really special thanks to my drunk uncle. This hat goes out for him.

(PURCHASE OF THIS HAT REQUIRES THE WEARER TO POUR A COLD ONE OUT FOR UNCLE DARCY, DISSENTERS WILL BE ARRESTED AND LIQUIFIED.)

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Small fingerprints of production homunculi

This product is made using both of my toes, it may smell but that's just because it's scratch and sniff. Don't get too close, the brim may bite.

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